From San Jose Mercury News:
"Close encounters of the media kind
"Kudos to ABC for capturing footage of Tom DeLay, former GOP congressional leader, using a back door through a loading dock to get into a big fundraiser for his organization, Coalition for a Conservative Majority."
"Inside, there was 'the Hammer,' who still faces criminal charges in Texas in a campaign finance case, smoking a cigar and glad-handing Republicans. A few GOP congressmen rushed through the front door past ABC cameras. Rep. John Mica of Florida refused to answer Brian Ross' questions, and then gave a good head-butt to an ABC camera. Hammer, meet 'the Head.'"
For video go to http://www.staugustine.com/promo/Vid01.html
Headbutting butthead Philistine plutocrat John Mica does bear a certain uncanny resemblance to Porky Pig. Mica is the July "Porker of the Month" for Citizens Against Government Waste.
Head-butting butthead Mica, like Bush and Cheney, resembles uncouth Beavis & Butthead. Cheney and Bush didn't even make it to the Republican convention, the quadrennial assemblage that Gore Vidal in 1968 called the greatest assembly in the world dedicated to the celebration of human greed.
Reckon jejune U.S. Rep. Mica's videotaped head-butting was in psychiatric terms a "cry for help?" http://www.staugustine.com/promo/Vid01.html Watch the drunken Republican's maniacal glee (and that of his youthful bully-boy intern enterouage).
Seventh District voters will give Rep. Mica the help he needs -- it's time for him to go!
Quiet Rockland Offers US$500 REWARD For The Lawful Capture Of Congressman John Mica’s Toupée
ReplyDeleteA copy of this letter with accompanying photographs is posted at:
http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com
http://removesturgell.blogspot.com
http://indictsturgell.blogspot.com
http://southwestairlinesalmostkilledyou.blogspot.com
Like a midget wrestler would do in the ring, or like a B-List Hollywood fake-celebrity would do on the TMZ website, unabashed aeromercantile hawked-chicken Congressman John L. Mica (Florida, 7th District) pointed his hairpiece forward and decided to HEAD-BUTT a live video-cameraman held by cameraman, a few nights ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBhe7d36BHs
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/MoneyTrail/story?id=5707463&page=1
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/3/131623/9325/33/584736
The incident occurred while Mica was caught trying to sneak out of a Tom Delay stealth perp-fundraiser in Minnesota. Supposedly, John Mica is still seeing purple after this past week’s Quiet Rockland blogged letters about Mica’s hairpiece. Quiet Rockland just nominated Mica’s rug as the 8th Wonder Of The World, and asked the National Parks Service to add the Congressman’s forehead thereinbeneath, to the National Register Of Historic Places.
http://indictsturgell.blogspot.com/2008/09/congressman-john-micas-hairpiece-8th.html
Those blogged Quiet Rockland letters were additionally faxed, inter alia, to each of Congressman Mica’s district offices. They were also distributed all over Florida, the District of Columbia, and elsewhere. Guess John Mica didn’t like ‘em much.
Even though “toupées don’t kill people, political pony-boy hacks wearing them, do”; and even though Quiet Rockland will take any lawful opportunity to expose rug-wearer John Mica himself as the fraudulent covered-up nut-job that he is – in this instance, Quiet Rockland is also angered at the ignominious hairpiece itself, and intends to cause this attack-hairpiece to be brought to justice at the earliest opportunity.
In any event, Quiet Rockland, outraged by this videographically-demonstrated, obviously-intentional abuse of the media and the First Amendment, accordingly offers a Five Hundred Dollar (US$500) reward, payable through and including the date of the November 2008 election (New York time), to the first person who lawfully and legitimately traps, captures, and delivers over Congressman John L. Mica’s ill-fitting, gravity-defying, entirely-preposterous hairpiece. In the event that no captor emerges by the appointed date and time, the funds shall be dedicated to Quiet Rockland’s further defusing of the threats posed by Congressman John Mica and his FAA co-conspirators.
Please watch the video linked above. Mica runs the pattern like a former football player.
But why would he lead with his HEAD? He must be real confident in the application of his Topstick.
Also, we want to be very clear here that no one is asking anyone to make any unlawful conversion of property (even toupee-lifting, after all, is a taking of chattel, no matter how ugly the rug looks). No one is inviting any assault or bodily contact or anything like it (and in this case, if I were you, I’d be afraid of it).
However, it is entirely possible that someone might enterprisingly work out a method for the lawful taking of possession of John Mica’s toupée. For example, Mica might accept a check for the now-infamous cranial road-kill. After all, Congressman Mica has accepted a check already from most of the relevant aero-mercantile interests in this country. You might get similarly lucky.
Quiet Rockland
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Monday, September 1, 2008
Mr. David G. Mongan, P.E., F.ASCE – President
American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE)
1801 Alexander Graham Bell Drive
Reston, VA 20191-4400 USA
Re: Please Declare Florida Congressman John Mica’s Hairpiece The 8th Wonder Of The World
A copy of this letter with accompanying photographs is posted at:
http://ejectsturgell.blogspot.com
http://removesturgell.blogspot.com
http://indictsturgell.blogspot.com
http://SouthwestAirlinesAlmostKilledYou.blogspot.com
Dear Mr. Mongan:
My citizen environmental group Quiet Rockland understands that your organization, the ASCE, compiles the most well-recognized list of the Seven Wonders Of The (Modern) World:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_Wonders_of_the_World
http://www.asce.org
Provided that the jurisdictional assumption hereinabove is accurate, Quiet Rockland hereby respectfully requests that the ASCE please timely designate the infamous toupée of Florida Congressman John Mica (U.S. House of Rep., Dist. 7), to now constitute the 8th Wonder Of The World – thereby joining the Channel Tunnel, CN Tower, Empire State Building, Golden Gate Bridge, Itaipu Dam, Delta Works, and Panama Canal. Please see:
http://www.anyonebutmica.com
While I could endeavor to textually articulate the gravity-defying miracle of construction known as John Mica’s hairpiece within the four corners of this letter, my prose would simply not do it justice. Rather, I would urge you to please make visual note of this fantastical rug as posted and depicted at the above-cited blog URL’s, or else perhaps on C-Span once and as soon as Congressional session resumes.
I realize that Quiet Rockland’s request may appear substantively frivolous at first blush. Yet Mr. Mongan, I personally assure you that it is not. Rather, Florida Congressman John Mica has destroyed this country’s transportation system, infrastructure, and environment during the approximate 16 years he has held office, including his time served on the House Committee on Transportation & Infrastructure. As civil engineers you must be aware of this as well. Specifically, Congressman Mica shills for the aeromercantile complex and the failed FAA and USDOT, while keeping his foul hands on “projects” such as the FAA’s abominable NY/NJ/PHL Airspace Redesign, The Bridge To Nowhere, The Rail To Nowhere, and now new harmful offshore-drilling initiatives. The man is bought and paid for by industry. He represents no one.
John Mica pretends to act in the public interest, yet while raping the land and abusing the interests of citizens. His gambit is the ultimate cover-up, as is his toupée, also, the ultimate cover-up. The voters of Florida’s 7th District will decide Congressman Mica’s political future in a few short weeks this November, when John Mica runs against strong challenger Ms. Faye Armitage. Naturally, Quiet Rockland supports Faye Armitage for Congress, and we ask that your organization does so as well. Moreover, there could be no more “fitting” tribute to Congressman Mica in this election year of 2008, than the ASCE’s formal designation of Congressman John Mica’s hairpiece as the 8th Wonder Of The World. Give it to him. He deserves it.
Finally, please note that Quiet Rockland is simultaneously urging the United States National Park Service to designate the broad area beneath Congressman Mica’s toupée, as a new addition to the National Register of Historic Places:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Register_of_Historic_Places
While the two areas, hairpiece to the north and forehead to the south, are clearly separated by a natural chasm and divide and only occasionally attached by Topstick, we trust that simultaneous consideration of these two phenomena for two categorically-different accolades will pose no conflict in your organization’s view.
In any event, we very much appreciate your time and await your reply.
Very truly yours,
John J. Tormey III, Esq.
Quiet Rockland
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