ALL IN THE FAMILY -- CONGRESSMAN JOHN MICA'S SON, CLARK MICA, HAS POLITICAL PATRONAGE (SCHEDULE C) JOB AT DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT

J. CLARK MICA is a Congressional Liaison with the Department of Housing and Urban Development. It's all in the family -- MICA's son, J. CLARK MICA, is a lobbyist for BUSH on housing issues. He may be reached at Room 10148 in HUD Headquarters, 202-708-0380.

JOHN MICA's daughter D'ANNE is a PR meister for organizations with government contracts. His brother DAN and brother DAVID are lobbyists too.

JOHN MICA's entire family is crawling with lobbyists. They remind me of the Adams Family:

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.






They're creepy and they're kooky,
Lobbyists and goofy,
They're all together ooky,
The Mica Family.

Our House is a disgra--ace
Where lobbyists embrace
They're completely ad nauseum
The Mica Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a pinstripe suit on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're all gonna recall 'em
The Mica Family.