THE MICA FAMILY AS THE ADDAMS FAMILY -- THAT IS ONE DYSFUNCTINAL FAMILY

Here they are! Lobbyist-cash-dining vampire Congressman JOHN MICA et ux, et brother-lobbyists (DAVID and DAN), et Congressman MICA's public dole-dining PR lobbyist children (D'ANNE and J. CLARK MICA).

And President GEORGE W. BUSH is LURCH.

Is that a dysfunctional family or what?

Of course, Al Gore wrote in "Earth in the Balance" that our Nation acted like a dysfunctional family when it came to environmental pollution, but the MICA FAMILY takes the cake (and shoots the caribou).

Why, Congressman JOHN MICA even joked to the Washington Post that he calls his FPC lobbyist brother DAVID "the polluter."

Ipse dixit.

There's an obvious correlation between MICA's advocacy in Congress and that of his brothers and children.

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Lobbyists and goofy,
They're all together oooky,
The Mica Family.

Our House is a disgra--ace
Where lobbyists embrace
They've completely lost face
The Mica Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a pinstripe suit on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna recall 'em
The Mica Family.
What do you reckon?