IT'S TIME FOR CONGRESSMAN JOHN LUIGI MICA TO GO

Congressman JOHN LUIGI MICA is as pompous and pinheaded a pincole-playing pimp as ever made a chair squeak -- this lugubrious goober is for offshore oil drilling, against human rights, and uses veterans as a punchline (while he had zero DAV ratings three years running). Color him colorless, tasteless and tacky -- his insulting the air traffic controller who helped land an airplane in the Hudson River typifies the genre of cranky old man antics that embarrass every single one of the residents of the Seventh COngressional District.

It's time for JOHN LUIGI MICA to go home and be a lobbyist, like his brother, like his other brother, like his daughter and like his son.