Top Ten Reasons Why Some Florida Energumen Oppose More National Parks and Seashores
10. Right whales don’t vote.
9. Florida beaches are for condos.
8. National parks are for Socialists.
7. Who needs good jobs at good wages?
6. Someone told me some fishermen might not like it.
5. This is one world government!
4. It definitely won’t be segregated.
3. National Parks are for Communists.
2. Adolf Hitler would support national parks
1. Outdoors? What’s that? Let’s pave it over.
This is not as funny as it sounds – for a good time, go to the St. Johns County website and listen to the “debate” from two local Tea Party factions:
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20Historical%20Park%20and%20National%20Seashore%20Act.wma">
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