Friday, January 27, 2012

Satire On Rep. Proctor's Eminent Domain Bill -- A Parody of "Baby Baby Where did our Love Go" by the Supremes







Proctor, Proctor

Bill, don't BS me
Ooh, please don't BS me
We know you’re all wrong

We got this yearning, burning
Yearning feelin' inside us
Ooh, deep inside us
And it makes us all mad

You came into our hood, Proctor Proctor
So selfishly
With HB 1037
Stinkin' like horse pee

Now we won’t surrender
Vehemently
You’ll wanna reprieve
Ooh, you’ll wanna reprieve

Ooh, Proctor, Proctor
Where will our house go?
Ooh, don't you hear me?
Don't you see me no more?
Ooh Proctor



Interlude



Proctor, Proctor
Where will our House go?
in Nelmar Terrace
and Fullerwood next door?

We got this yearning, burning
Yearning feelin' inside us
Ooh, deep inside us
And it’s our sense of place

Before you were elected
We had HB 1059
But now you forgot that
We can kiss your behind

Proctor Proctor, ooh Proctor

Proctor, Proctor don't BS me
Ooh, please don't BS me
for FSDB

Proctor, Proctor
Where will our house go?


The Florida School for the Deaf and Blind Campus has mushroomed from five acres to more than 75 acres. It demands eminent domain despite declining enrollments. Two National Register of Historic Places neighborhoods are in danger -- Fullerwood and Nelmar Terrace. State Representative William L. Proctor is behind the scheme. Proctor needs to appear before our City of St. Augustine City Commission and answer questions under oath, instead of hiding in Tallahassee. What do you reckon?

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