Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Vote! It's Election Day 2014, and Florida Governor RICHARD LYNN SCOTT's Oppression and Wickedness Will End Soon!

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  1. Warren Celli3:58 PM

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  2. Warren Celli3:59 PM

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    Its time to vote!

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