Why This Blog Is G-Rated (Including Comments)

It has been suggested that I "MUST" enter "the 20th century" (sic) by allowing obscenity on this blog.
Nope.
In the event my aunt, the Franciscan missionary nun, or any other nuns, or any others who might be offended by obscenity read this blog, they will find it G-rated.
That's right, no obscenity in comments, please.
This is not "Rolling Stone," "Southpark," or Facebook.
We're more like The New York Times -- "All the News That's Fit to Print."
This is my blog, and after some 7015 posts since 2006, it reflects MY values.
In case your proposed comment does not meet these personal prudish hickish sheltered 1950s standards, it will not be published.
No, I will not Bowdlerize comments.
Blogger.com does not enable that feature, nor does my free speech Weltanschauung.
So, in the event that you post a comment that is not published, and if it contains obscenity or indecency or falsehoods, you will know why.
No appeals.
No arbitration.
No whining.
No worries.
Please feel free to file any futile fulsome furious fabricated fantastic complaints in quavery quadruplicate to the
St. Augustine Institute for Discouragement and Omission of Obscenity (SAIDOO)
Box 3084
St. Augustine, Florida 32085
EASlavin@aol.com