SPEAKER BOEHNER RETIRING TO MARCO ISLAND -- There Goes the Neighborhood (314 Miles Away, Thank God!)

Good riddance!  JOHN BOEHNER bought a 3/3 2093 square foot condo in Marco Island, Florida for $835,000 last year, with a balcony perfect for "sunset viewing." As the sun sets on Republicans' chances of accomplishing anything for the American people, oleaginous BOEHNER et ux can look west toward the damage wrought by the BP Oil Spill, which killed 11 workers.  BOEHNER once compared OSHA to Nazi storm troopers.  Don't let the door hit you in the behind, energumen!