A well-dressed matron, circa 75 years old, appeared in the St. Augustine Beach Publix supermarket no. 336 early this morning.
While standing in line waiting to to pay $2 for her copy of the overpriced St. Augustine WRecKord, the greatest cat litter box liner (or bird cage liner) ever, she read the Record's endorsement of Donald Trump for President. To everyone present, the lady exclaimed, "Unbelievable!" She dropped the newspaper back in the pile. "I am not buying this newspaper now and never will in the future. Can you imagine endorsing Donald Trump? Unbelievable!"
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