THE JOHN LUIGI MICA FAMILY, TRULY SCARY PEOPLE, AS THE ADDAMS FAMILY

Big Oil's top Florida lobbyist, DAVID MICA, brother of JOHN LUIGI MICA
JOHN CLARK MICA, Fertilizer Institute lobbyist

D'ANNE LEIGH MICA, charged with DUI and Failure to Appear, lobbies for Big Oil


Here they are! Lobbyist-cash-dining vampire Congressman JOHN LUIGI MICA et ux, et brother-lobbyists (DAVID and DAN), et Congressman MICA's public dole-dining PR lobbyist children (D'ANNE and J. CLARK MICA).

And President GEORGE W. BUSH is LURCH.

Is that a dysfunctional family or what?

Of course, Al Gore wrote in "Earth in the Balance" that our Nation acted like a dysfunctional family when it came to environmental pollution, but the MICA FAMILY takes the cake (and shoots the caribou).

Why, Congressman JOHN MICA even joked to the Washington Post that he calls his FPC lobbyist brother DAVID "the polluter."

Ipse dixit.

Congressman JOHN LUIGI MICA's brother, DAVID MICA, plumps for offshore oil drilling off Florida's coast. There's an obvious correlation between MICA's advocacy in Congress and that of his brothers and children. MICA's children both lobby for oil, gas and petrochemical interests.

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Lobbyists and goofy,
They're all together oooky,
The Mica Family.

Our House is a disgra--ace
Where lobbyists embrace
They've completely lost face
The Mica Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a pinstripe suit on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna recall 'em
The Mica Family.
What do you reckon?