It is one of the quirks of American life that, within any corporation, operation, or institution, when the boss comes up with some lunatic, wild-hair notion in which everyone else can see the seeds of utter catastrophe, there will always be that one person who thinks, “Yeah, I can do that. I can get that done! This person always figures that fulfilling the boss’s crazy vision is a ticket to the executive suite. Usually, in the best case, it is a ticket to the sidewalk. In the worst case, the boss ducks, and the go-getter ends up on Deposition Island for a few years.

In the Department of Justice, during the grifterdammerung days of the previous administration, that person was an environmental lawyer named Jeffrey Clark. He was the lawyer who thought to himself, Yeah, I can turn this whole election around for the president* just the way he wants. I’m That Guy. I am now the A-Team. Instead, he found out on Thursday that having the FBI serve you a search warrant can be the best part of your day. Later, at the public hearing of the House Select Committee investigating the events of January 6, 2021, Jeffrey Clark was served up en brochette by his former colleagues at the Justice Department, most memorably Richard Donoghue, who had been acting deputy attorney general at the time. Donoghue recalled a meeting in which Clark told him about how many complicated civil cases he’d handled in his role as an environmental lawyer.

“Yes,” Donoghue recalled telling Clark, “an environmental lawyer. Go back to your office and we’ll call you if there’s an oil spill.”

Not far behind was former Acting Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen, who recalled a moment when Clark came to him and asked him to support the president*’s plan to replace him with Clark. “I was not about to accept being fired by a subordinate,” Rosen said. Clark then assured Rosen that he could stay on as Clark’s deputy.

(Rosen was of cheery mien when relating these details to the committee. He was the living embodiment of that classic Elvis Costello lyric: Rosen used to be disgusted, but now he was just amused.)

united states   june 23 from left, steven engel, former assistant attorney general for the office of legal counsel, jeffrey rosen, former acting attorney general, and richard donoghue, former acting deputy attorney general, are sown in during the select committee to investigate the january 6th attack on the us capitol hearing in the cannon house office building in washington on thursday, june 23, 2022 bill clarkcq roll call, inc via getty images
The witnesses savaged Jeffrey Clark.
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