Wednesday, August 04, 2010

SNAKERMAN SENTERFITT SONG, dedicated to DAN GELBER


Rich SOBS with deadliest products
Bright preppy lawyers and deep corporate pockets
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Dead injured victims and crookedest conmen
Wiseguys, bad guys and schnitzels with poodles
Tortfeasors, fraudfeasors with G-5s for wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Polluters and price-fixers with limitless cashes
Robber barons who stink -- we’re taking their cashes
Silver white-haired lawyers, we know whom to call
These are a few of my favorite things

When the press bites
When the court stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

[Repeat all verses]




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