Sorehead Sheriff DAVID $HOAR, who legally changed his name from "HOAR" in 1994:

• Got into contretemps July 15, 2020 in men's room at Shrine Club, situs of debate between Sheriff's candidates Christopher Strickland and Robert Hardwick, with no social distancing, by the august Greater St. Augustine Republican Club?
• 'Appeared drunk in public?
• Dropped F-bombs?
• Gave single-finger salutes?
• Heckled the debate?

To modfiy the immortal punchline of the late comedian George Burns to comedian Gracie Allen, "Say goodnight, graceless!"

As JFK said about Richard Mihous Nixon the morning after the 1960 presidential election: "He's going out the same way he came in -- no class."