Based in part on the Fred Allen character of Senator Claghorn, the big chicken, "Foghorn Leghorn" has some cool quotes that remind me of our supercilious, cartoonish St. Johns County Administrator HUNTER SINCLAIR CONRAD, a/k/a "Church Lady," St. Johns County Commission Chair JEREMIAH RAY BLOCKER, and all their works and pomps -- preening roosters and licensed attorneys.
Two fetid former prosecutors -- Dull Republicans HUNTER CONRAD and J.R. BLOCKER -- must fear federal investigations for civil rights violation, or prosecution for Sunshine violations.
BLOCKER felt "pressured" by learning that several other Commissioners wouldn't like a Pride resolution.
Who told him the other Commissioners' opposition? County Administrator HUNTER CONRAD? Anyone acting as an intermediary, or "polling," like that violates the Sunshine law. It happens in these parts all the time.
Welded at the hip in Dull Republican flummery, dupery and nincompoopery, Messrs. CONRAD and BLOCKER were way too scared and way too chicken to file affidavits on their Sunshine violations and uncouth collusion to prevent a routine LBTQIA+ Pride Month proclamation from being considered by Commissioners.
In the words of Looney Tune's "Foghorn Leghorn", CONRAD and BLOCKER were"about as sharp as a bowling ball."
Other bon mots:
- Any of this getting through that little old blue bonnet of yours?
- I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.
- Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.
- Now let me know when I come to something that interests you.
- Now looka, I say, looka here.
- Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap - full of mice.
- That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
- This boy's more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.
- I say, boy, pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy.
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