Watching Boy Governor RONALD DION DeSANTIS try to outfox Disney is like watching a duck try to make love to a football.
DeSANTIS is a maladroit performance artist and DONALD TRUMP mini-me, albeit one with insurrectionist affections, an inept staff, surrounded by losers, louche lawyers, ninnies, boobies, foolish feculent fascist apparatchiks, a cat's paw for wealthy Dull Republicans and their corporations.
Disney swatted DeSANTIS. It took actions at properly noticed public meetings, which the arrogant creepy DeSANTIS crew ignored.
The former Yale Baseball Team Captain, RONALD DION DeSANTIS and his crew of third-rate radicals are not especially good at doing their homework. He'd rather whine about nostrums while the wicked prosper, just like his plumper plutocratic patron.
While Disney's Reedy Creek Improvement District entered into long-term contracts, Disney kept quiet.
Disney watched, waited and pounced, like an 'ole tomcat expert at dining on young mice.
Disney spoke out against anti-Gay laws. DeSANTIS retaliated, with Republican legislative accomplices. DeSANTIS is exposed as an incompetent performance artist, not even up to TRUMP's low standards of flummery, dupery and nincompoopery.
Governor D gets an "F" in demeanor, deportment, delivery and homework-doing.
As President Biden's high school coach, "Lots of luck in your senior year," Governor D.
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